The girl who blogged

Anonymous said: What's the easiest way to send you nudes?

rlmjob:

carrier pigeon

flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

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tardissea:

Would you like a jelly baby?

tardissea:

Would you like a jelly baby?

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shinykari:

thefinalproblem-yellowcar:

In which a fan speaks for Tumblr, and John tries to set up a threeway.

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shartichoke:

pardonmewhileipanic:

schoolteacherjammette:

the-goddamazon:

jackanthonyfernandez:

a-precis:

recoveringtopanga:

peruvian—goddess:

blondesquats:

spfydalekbakes:

Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial

fuckin slay

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST

This was fucking hilarious and then shit got WAY real

Amazing

LMFAOOOO I was finna be mad as shit but this shit was hilarious and golden.

WELL DONE good good

YES

YES BOO

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smalldoll:

coelasquid:

Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?

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Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?

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Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.

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Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…

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Like, really impressive reach….

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THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME BLESS THE OP

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birger-wuvs-elsa:

thehumanbutt:

congalineofdurin:

lifting-spirits:

mr-noodle-arms:

willycheesesteak:

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better

READ THE COMMENT

Vin Diesel is actually precious and we must protect him

VIN, MY ADORATION FOR YOU HAS GROWN!!!

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cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

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the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

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